The mean nurses kept @minime_jt in a bucket of water all day. #wrinkledmess  (Taken with instagram)

The mean nurses kept @minime_jt in a bucket of water all day. #wrinkledmess (Taken with instagram)

Tags: wrinkledmess

New & old. (Taken with instagram)

New & old. (Taken with instagram)

I’ve luved breasts in uniform ever since I was a baby… (Taken with instagram)

I’ve luved breasts in uniform ever since I was a baby… (Taken with instagram)

I never give the mean nurses flowers. (Taken with instagram)

I never give the mean nurses flowers. (Taken with instagram)

Have you gotten your DRJimmyT tattoo yet?! (Taken with instagram)

Have you gotten your DRJimmyT tattoo yet?! (Taken with instagram)

This bush needs a trim… (Taken with instagram)

This bush needs a trim… (Taken with instagram)

@britneyspears & flags! #HappyMemorialDay

@britneyspears & flags! #HappyMemorialDay

The monkey always looks sad after you spank him. (Taken with instagram)

The monkey always looks sad after you spank him. (Taken with instagram)

When in doubt, replace Z’s with F’s…

Hey @daily!

When in doubt, replace Z’s with F’s…

Hey @daily!

Tags: daily zuck you

The rough at this course was so long. Felt like a 70’s porno movie… (Taken with instagram)

The rough at this course was so long. Felt like a 70’s porno movie… (Taken with instagram)

Nice being outta the sanatorium anyway… (Taken with instagram)

Nice being outta the sanatorium anyway… (Taken with instagram)

Because of this… (Taken with instagram)

Because of this… (Taken with instagram)

Anyway, we played golf 2day. It was like a monkey fucking a football… (Taken with instagram)

Anyway, we played golf 2day. It was like a monkey fucking a football… (Taken with instagram)

Me…drunk… (Taken with instagram)

Me…drunk… (Taken with instagram)

Btw, this was the drug. #Bushmills (Taken with instagram)

Btw, this was the drug. #Bushmills (Taken with instagram)

Tags: bushmills